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The Media is the Devil.

It's no coincidence that newspapers are one of the most flammable substances ever. Anything that is spawned from Satan has the inherent quality of super combustion.

The media has lured you into thinking that child labor is wrong, that our America is filled to the brim with murderers and thieves, and even that we're currently engaged in a war with Iraq. Ha!

This section is dedicated to debunking the myths of child slave labor, explaining our workaround for the restrictive laws of child labor, and illustrating how you, our potential client, is free from all the negative media that is often associated with our business.

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By Martin - Age 9 - Mexican site
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Inhumane? We Say Horse Shit!

The only difference between the millions of American drones who work day in and day out at jobs that are as equally unsafe and "inhumane" as our facilities and the children who man our factories is that the common American made the conscious decision to waste their lives. Once again, the media is to blame for this negative portrayal of a commonplace occurance.

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A group of our kids at an African site. Do they look unhappy? No. Blame the media for your shortcomings.
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American Factories are Vanishing.

If you have already looked at our rates and sites page, you undoubtedly noticed that the United States is not a location of any of our factories. While we had once successfully run sweat shops by claiming that all of our children were Amish and thereby excluded from the laws of child labor, the pressure eventually became too much for even our lawyers to handle.

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A group of seamstresses at one of our Indonesian sites. Note the ample lighting and lack of a dress code. Not even some American jobs can offer so much. Debunk the myths.
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UNICEF and those pesky laws.

Unlike America, the fat, rich suburb of Earth, the rest of the world actually depends on the labor of its children. Although many countries face pressure from outside sources such as UNICEF, they turn their heads at the slightest of loopholes and allow us to run our facilities with little to no resistance. Therefore, by merely signing "Child Slave Labor Incorporated" as the legal guardian to every single one of our labor children, not even the damn bastards in the UN can tackle us.
Our invincibility is your security.

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Still Concerned For Your Business?

Good! That shows you care about your company, which means that C.S.L. Inc. is the perfect choice to improve your profits while protecting your image. For more information, or for the answer to more specific questions, please use our contact page.

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