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About Child Slave Labor Inc.
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A Legacy...

Although the industrialization of the world's super-powers didn't occur until the early 1700s, child slave labor has been around since the dawn of man. Do you think Cain wanted to till that ground? We here at C.S.L. Inc. certainly don't believe so.

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By Angela - Age 7 - Nepal Site, showing her enthusiasm on the job. Just F.Y.I. she still has that hand!
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...Improved

However, unlike Cain with his free will leading to the demise of his brother, our children are severely brainwashed upon beginning their terms of service. This means that no matter how horrible they may perceive their conditions to be, they simply won't care! Complacent children make happy investors!

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About our company.

C.S.L. Inc., before it became .com or even incorporated, was started in an abandoned shack on an island in the west Pacific. Since those days, which consisted of a handful of sewing machines and our great founder's own 12 children, C.S.L. Inc has grown to be the largest producer of goods for the independant merchant in the world. Including 26 different locations, with each boasting an average of 1057 workers, C.S.L. would have the manpower and determination to completely reproduce the entire Titanic in a little more than three weeks!

Of course, most of what we produce are clothes, rugs, toys, and electronics, but our factories have the capability of converting to produce any type of goods. Some of the most bizarre orders we've taken have included condoms, dildos, munitions (esp. related to chemical warfare), fake teeth, rocket engines and Ben Affleck movies.

So as you can see, there is no job too great or too small for our children to undertake. Please feel free to look around at the rest of our website, and once you've decided that your company can benefit from the miracle that is Child Slave Labor, head to our contact section and start the process of saving millions!

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